i be like “damn i got a lot of shit to do” and then go lay down for 17 hours

it’s okay to be a complete bitch when people deserve it. stop being so nice all the time

me drinking iced coffee: this is going to fix everything

ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.

no shirt under hoodie season >>>>>>

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

White hair magic whore boys are a protected species i think